I am a paint-drinking freak

I almost bought some Redemption cards tonight because I found them on sale in the church bookstore (don't worry, it's about to close due to not making enough of a profit. See, this is why I don't run a church and stuff, I thought providing services to your members and not making a profit is cool, too).

Why would I buy a Christian collectible card game? Hurf durf, it's on sale!